Coyote

Early in the morning, I awake in a strange bed
It’s not my room, it’s not my house and I feel mad
I look onto my right side and cannot believe what I see,
An ugly fat chick is lying next to me

What did I do yesterday?
Where have I been, what have I done?, I don’t know exactly
But the next morning’s not much fun

Who is that girl, oh I don’t know
Was I drunk well I don’t think so
What should I do to get away?
What have I done yesterday?

I grab my clothes and dress myself as fast as I can
Out of door is for losers, out of window’s for a man
Step in my car and driving right home with high speed
Ten showers and a aspirin’s all I need

What did I do yesterday?
Where have I been, what have I done?, I don’t know exactly
But the next morning’s not much fun

Who is that girl, oh I don’t know
Was I drunk well I don’t think so
What should I do to get away?
What have I done yesterday?

I know that I’m no gentleman, and I know it’s not very polite
But that is just my lifestyle and my lifestyle is wild
I know that I’m no gentleman, and I know it’s not very polite
But that is just my lifestyle and my lifestyle is wild

The Bachelor

You say internet-porn is something frightening
But you celebrate the style of one-handed typing

No you never wanted be like this
Never wanted it to end up just like it is
But you never ever asked your life for more

You never wanted to depend just on your mom
But you know the cooking’s not by itself done

No you never wanted be like this
Never wanted it to end up just like it is
But you never ever asked your life for more

You just wanna be you, just wanna be you

You always tried to get yourself up and go working
But talk is cheap and you are allday jerking

No you never wanted be like this
Never wanted it to end up just like it is
But you never ever asked your life for more

A girl has never been something for you
Lot of work and problems you would have to go through

No you never wanted be like this
Never wanted it to end up just like it is
But you never ever asked your life for more

You just wanna be you, just wanna be you

Wanna be YOU..., YOU..., YOU...

Grudger

You know a famous name, try to be the same
And what you do for it, is give it all away
Criminal offence, to denie your friends
That’s all just fair for you, hear what I’m telling you

Cause what you are:

What you are, HEY!
What you do, HEY!
What you are, is obviously retarded

If you don’t get it right, if you don’t hit your aim
Try to convince yourself, this thing it is just lame
But not enough, you’re not giving up
Until you grimed this name and threw it all away

Cause what you are:

What you are, HEY!
What you do, HEY!
What you are, is obviously retarded

Is what you are, is what you are
Retarded, is what you are
Retarded

Try to be yourself, representing your thing
And don’t try to be someone that you’re just not
Respect the other guys, all the accompanying styles
And don’t try to be someone that you’re just not

Otherwise

What you are, HEY!
What you do, HEY!
What you are, is obviously retarded